When a normal woman is down in the dumps, one of the top things is to go do some retail therapy. When doing some retail therapy, you’d go shopping for some cute clothes, some sexy shoes, fun makeup, and some funky accessories. Other women like to get their nails done, get their hair did, perhaps get a facial, or a relaxing massage.
This 28 year old, grown ass woman’s retail therapy entails buying Jurassic World dinosaur toys.
Dude, I bought the Indominus, T-Rex and Blue Velociraptor. I’m so excited. You have no idea. And all the sadness and stress melted away once I processed that order. Hahahahah!