The other night I was texting my bestie in SLC about Catfish. (The new season was on and we both squeal “NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV”)
Going back and forth on the topic, I shut my phone off. After a couple cocktails, I don’t know how it exactly happened, but I started to text about my online dating experience. One being a creepy cop that keeps messaging me and commenting on my photos “Hi” or “Hey”. Mind you, I’m trying to keep my options open but this guy is almost 50 years old (I’m going to be 30 next year). And it started to creep me out.
So I’m texting my bestie just giving her the dirty details. I get a response saying that’s hilarious and wants to know more about it…
IT WAS MY FREAKIN’ MOM.